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Review of Dirty Burgerz (The New Moon)- Bristol

Dirty Burgerz's ‘Pizza burger’ with Chips (Regent Terrace, Gateshead)
Overall Taste: A well-seasoned brick Patty: Room for improvement Bun: The home-brand Extras: No more no less Overall Look: The Ugly Duckling
It’s fair to say that despite all The Baron’s preconceptions, his initial experience of Dirty Burgerz Bristol boiled down to that of a catfished tinder date- Subject to the allure of close-up shots on social media, it was a rather stark and scary realisation that Dirty Burgerz were actually more pub (The New Moon) and less burger bistro.

This said, it wasn’t the location that gave the air of chicanery, but more the fact that we had a table-for-two reservation in a mostly empty pub, were asked to take money out from a nearby ATM to pay in cash, and served by a waitress who promptly justified her lack of speediness on the till because “[She’d] had a few drinks”…very strange.

Oh dear. Said ‘pizza burger’ was the laughable produce from a series of bad decisions on the chef’s part.…

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